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can we get out?' said Glod. 'Every time they see us they force us to play some more!'
Hibiscus shrugged. 'I don't care,' he said. 'But you owe me a dollar for the beer and twenty‑five dollars for the broken furniture–'
Cliff shut the door.
'I could negotiate with him,' said Glod.
'No, we can't afford it,' said Buddy.
They looked at one up the rest of the bottle, 'we all knew what to play?'
'Gook.'
'And also,' said Glod, 'what you were singing.'
'Er...
'"Don't Tread On My New Blue Boots"?' said Cliff. 'Gook.'
'"Good Gracious Miss Polly"?' said Glod.
'Er...'
'"Sto Helit Lace"?' said Cliff.another.'Well, the crowd loved us,' said Buddy. 'I think we were a big success. Er.'In the silence Cliff bit the end off a beer bottle and poured the contents we all want to know is,' said Glod, 'what you thought you were doing out there?''Gook.''And how come,' said Cliff, crunching

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'Adrian Turnipseed, Archchancellor.'
'So why're you called Big Mad Drongo, Mr Turnipseed?' said Ridcully.
'Um . . . um . . .'
'He once drank a Mended Drum beer tankard with a beer mat fastened over the top with a piece of string.
'What have you got in there, Archchancellor?' said Ponder Stibbons.
'A piece of music, lad.'
'Music? But you can't trap music like that.'
‘I wish I was a clever bugger like you and knew every damn thing,' said Ridcully. 'That big flask over there . . . You ‑ Big Mad Adrian ‑take the top off it, and be ready to slam it down again when I say. Ready with that lid, Mad Adrian . . . right!'
There was a brief angry chord as Ridcully pulled the beer mat off the mug and upended a whole pint of shandy,' said Stibbons, who had the decency to look embarrassed.Ridcully gave him a carefully blank look. Oh, well. They'd have to do.'All right, you lot,' he said, 'what do you make of this?'He produced from his robe

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squeaking under his breath.
Susan looked at it, too. There was no doubt that all the sand was in the bottom bulb. But something else had filled the top and was pouring through the pinch. It was pale blue and coiling in frantically on itself, like excited smoke.
'Have you ever seen anything like it?' she said.
SQUEAK.strange dimension.
She'd wanted to save his life, and that was right. She knew it. As soon as she'd seen his name she . . . well, it was important. She'd inherited some of Death's memory. She couldn't have met the boy, but perhaps he had. She felt that the name and the face had established themselves so deeply in her mind now that the rest of her thoughts were forced to orbit them.
Something else had saved him first.
She held the lifetimer up to her ear again.'Nor me.'Susan stood up. The shadows around the walls, now that she'd got used to them, seemed to be of things ‑not exactly machinery, but not exactly furniture either. There had been an orrery on the lawn at the college. The distant shapes put her in mind of it, although what stars it measured in what dark courses she really couldn't say. They seemed to be projections of things too strange even for this

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'Llicence?' said Imp.
'Very hot on licences, the Guild of Musicians,' said Nobby. 'They catch you playing music without a licence, they take your instrument and they shove–’
'Now, now,' said were very law‑abiding.
‘I shallll go there directlly,' he said.
The guards watched him go.
'He's wearing a nightdress,' said Corporal Nobbs.
‘Bardic robe, Nobby,' said Sergeant Colon. The guards strolled onwards. 'Very bardic, the Llamedese.'
'How long d'you give him, sarge?'the other watchman. 'Don't go scaring the boy.''Let's just say it's not much fun if you're a piccolo player,' said Nobby.'But surelly music is as free as the air and the sky, see,' said Imp.'Not round here it's not. Just a word to the wise, friend,' said Nobby.'I never ever heard of a Guilld of Musicians,' said Imp.'It's in Tin Lid Alley,' said Nobby. 'You want to be a musician, you got to join the Guild.'Imp had been brought up to obey the rules. The Llamedese

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someone who'd discovered that the instrument didn't just have three keyboards but a whole range of special acoustic effects, ranging from Flatulence to Humorous Chicken Squawk. The occasional 'oook!' of appreciation could be heard amidst the sonic explosion.
Somewhere under the table, Vimes screamed at Ridcully: 'Amazing! Who built it!'
'I don't know! But it's got the name B.S. Johnson on the keyboard cover!'
There was a descending wail, one last Hurdy-Gurdy Effect, and then silence.
'Twenty minutes those lads were pumping up the reservoirs,' said Ridcully, dusting himself off as he stood op. 'Go easy on the Vox Dei stop, there's a good chap!'
'Ook!'
The Archchancellor turned back to Vimes, who was wearing the standard waxen pre-nuptial grimace. The hall was filling up ?'
'Oh, yes,' said the Dean, who'd spent all the previous day with Lady Deirdre Waggon's Book of Etiquette. 'She's got to marry someone once she's turned up. You can't have unmarried brides flapping around the place, being a danger to society.'
'I completely forgot about a best man!' said Vimes.quite well now.'I'm not an expert on this stuff,' he said, 'but you've got the ring, have you?''Yes.''Who's giving away the bride?''Her Uncle Lofthouse. He's a bit gaga, but she insisted.''And the best man?''What?''The best man. You know? He hands you the ring and has to marry the bride if you run away and so on. The Dean's been reading up on it, haven't you, Dean
The Librarian, who'd given up on the organ

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gonna be inna Watch,' said Bauxite again, but uncertainty modulated his tone.
'You trolls can't leave now,' said Detritus. 'Otherwise, too many dwarfs. That's numbers, that is.'
'I'm not joining any Watch!' said a dwarf.
'Not man enough, eh?' said Cuddy.
'What? I'm as good as any bloody troll any day!'
'Right, that's 'Lance-Constable Bauxite! You horrible big troll! You standing up straight! You saluting right now! You stepping out of the way of Corporal Carrot! You two troll, you come here! Wurn . . . two-er . . . tree . . . four-er! You in the Watch now! Aaargh, I cannot believe it what my eye it seeing! Where you from, Bauxite?'
'Slice Mountain, but—'
'Slice Mountain! Slice Mountain? Only . . .' Detritus losorted out then,' said Carrot, rubbing his hands together. 'Acting-Constable Cuddy?''Sir?''Hey,' said Detritus, 'how come he suddenly full constable?''Since he was in charge of the dwarf recruits,' said Carrot. 'And you're in charge of the troll recruits, Acting-Constable Detritus.''I full acting-constable in charge of the troll recruits?''Of course. Now, if you would step out of the way, Lance-Constable Bauxite—'Behind Carrot, Detritus drew a big proud breath.'Ain't gonna—'

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they happen to say . . . sort of, in passing . . . anything else about dwarfs?' said Cuddy.
'I think we're going to have to go and have a word with the Day Watch about the arrest of Coalface,' Carrot said.
'We ain't got no weapons,' said Colon.
'I'm certain Coalface 'Never heard of it. Bugger off.'
The hatch snapped back. Carrot heard Nobby snigger.
He thumped on the door again.
'Yes?'
'I'm Corporal Carrot—' The hatch moved, but hit Carrot's truncheon has nothing to do with the murder of Hammerhock,' said Carrot. 'We are armed with the truth. What can harm us if we are armed with the truth?''Well, a crossbow bolt can, e.g., go right through your eye and out the back of your head,' said Sergeant Colon.All right, sergeant,' said Carrot, 'so where do we get some more weapons?' The bulk of the Armoury loomed against the sunset.It was strange to find an armoury in a city which relied on deceit, bribery and assimilation to defeat its enemies but, as Sergeant Colon said, once you'd won their weapons off 'em you needed somewhere to store the things.Carrot rapped on the door. After a while there were footsteps, and a small window slid back. A suspicious voice said: 'Yes?''Corporal Carrot, city militia.'

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it work?'
'Oh, yes,' said Leonard. He sighed. 'If you can find one man with the strength of ten men who can turn the handle at about one thousand revolutions a minute.'
The Patrician relaxed,. 'And dwarfs. Clever men and dwarfs who tinker with things.'
'I am so very sorry.'
'They never think.'
'Indeed.'
Lord Vetinari leaned back and stared at the skylight.
'They do things like open the Three Jolly Luck Take-Away Fish Bar in a way which only then drew gentle attention to the foregoing moment of tension.'Now there is in this city,' he said, 'a man with a gonne. He has used it successfully once, and almost succeeded a second time. Could anyone have invented the gonne?''No,' said Leonard. 'I am a genius.' He said it quite simply. It was a statement of fact.'Understood. But once a gonne has been invented, Leonard, how much of a genius need someone be to make the second one?''The rifling technique requires considerable finesse, and the cocking mechanism that slides the bullette assembly is finely balanced, and of course the end of the barrel must be very . . .' Leonard saw the Patrician's expression, and shrugged. 'He must be a clever man,' he said.'This city is full of clever men,' said the Patrician

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Silence followed, for about five seconds. Then Bundo emerged, very fast, and didn't stop running until he reached the docks, where a boat Vimes, in cheerful tones.
'And you haven't changed out of your uniform!'
Vimes looked down, and then up again.
'That's right!' he said brightly.
'The guests will be here any minute. Go on up to your room. There's a tub drawn and Willikins has laid out a suit for you. Get along with you . . .'
'Jolly good!'was leaving on the tide. He ran up the gangplank just before it was pulled up, and became a seaman, and died three years later when an armadillo fell on his head in a far-off country, and in all that time never said what he'd seen. But he did scream a bit whenever he saw a dog.Angua emerged a few seconds later, and trotted away. Lady Sybil Ramkin opened the door and sniffed the night air.'Samuel Vimes! You're drunk!''Not yet! But I hope to be!' said

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furniture and leaving corrosive holes in the carpet, the floor and the cellar ceiling underneath it, they'd be shoved out to fend for themselves.
'We rescued him from a blacksmith in Easy Street,' said Lady Ramkin. 'I said, "My good man, you can use a forge like everyoneelse". Poor little thing.'
'Chubby,' said Vimes. 'Got a light?'
'He's got a blue collar,' said Lady Ramkin.
'Right, yes.'For some reason Lady Sybil, keen of eye in every other respect, persisted in thinking of Corporal Nobbs as a cheeky, lovable rascal. It had always puzzled Sam Vimes. It must be the attraction of opposites. The Ram-kins were more highly bred than a hilltop bakery, whereas Corporal Nobbs had been disqualified from the human race for shoving.
As he walked down the street in his old leather and 'He'll follow you like a lamb if he thinks you've got a charcoal biscuit.''Right.' Vimes patted his pockets.'They're a little bit over-excited in this heat.'Vimes reached down into a pen of hatchlings and picked up a small one, which flapped its stubby wings excitedly. It spurted a brief jet of blue flame. Vimes inhaled quickly.'Sam, I really wish you wouldn't do that.''Sorry.''So if you could get young Carrot and that nice Corporal Nobbs to keep an eye out for—''No problem.'

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boots scraped along the hard-packed mud of the smithy’s yard.
“I’ll leave the magic running, won’t be a mo,” she said. Ignoring the dwarfs bleat for help, she hopped off the stick and disappeared through the back door.
The elves With your eyes open.”
“I’m looking for elves?” said Casanunda, as the stick rose into the moonlight.
“Could be. It wasn’t Esme, and the only other one ever flying around here is Mr. Ixolite the banshee, and he’s very good about slipping us a note under the door when he’s going to be about. For air traffic control, see?”hadn’t been there, at least. Too much iron. She pulled a crowbar from the toolbench and hurried out again.“You can hold this,” she said to Casanunda. She hesitated. “Can’t have too much luck, can we?” she said, and scurried back into the forge. This time she was out again much faster, slipping something into her pocket.“Ready?” she said.‘ “No.” l Although this is a phallusy. 245Terry Pratchett“Then let’s go. And keep a look out.

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Nanny Ogg and Granny Weatherwax moved through said crowd. In deference to this being a festive occasion, Nanny Ogg had see over the head of a small emperor.
“Can’t see Magrat around,” she said. “There’s Verence talking to some other kings, but can’t see our Magrat at all. Our Shawn said Millie Chillum said she was just a bag of nerves this morning.”
“All these high-bom folks,” said Granny, looking around at the crowned heads. “I feel like a fish out of water.”
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exchanged her normal black pointy hat for one the same shape but in red, with wax cherries on it.“All the hort mond are here,” Nanny observed, taking a drink off a passing tray. “Even some wizards from Ankh-Morpork, our Shawn said. One of them said I had a fine body, he said. Been tryin’ to remember all morning who that could have been.”“Spoilled for choice,” said Granny, but it was automatic nastiness, with no real heart to it. It worried Nanny Ogg. Her friend seemed preoccupied.“There’s some gentry we don’t want to see here,” said Granny. “I won’t be happy until all this is over.”Nanny Ogg craned to try and

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are in my kingdom, woman,” said the Queen. “You do not come or go without the leave of me. You will kneel!”
“I come and go without the leave of anyone,” said Granny Weatherwax. “Never done it before, ain’t starting now.”, thick with grease. And although their faces were indeed the most beautiful Diamanda had ever seen, it was beginning to creep over her that there was something subtly wrong, some quirk of expression that did not quite fit.
“The only reason we’re still alive now is that we’re more fun alive than dead,” said Granny’s voice behind her.
“You know you shouldn’t listen to the crabbed old woman,” said the Queen. “What can she offer?”
“More than snow in summertime,” said Granny. “Look at their eyes. Look at their eyes.”
The Queen dismounted.She put a hand on Diamanda’s shoulder.“These are your elves,” she said. “Beautiful, ain’t they?”The warriors must have been more than two meters tall. They did not wear clothes so much as items strung together—scraps of fur, bronze plates, strings of brightly colored feathers. Blue and green tattoos covered most of their exposed skin. Several of them held drawn bows, the tips of their arrows following Granny’s every move.Their hair massed around their heads like a halo

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way to Sto Helit now. Coaches every
Wednesday, reg’lar. Bursaaar! Oh, give him a dried frog
pill, someone ... Mr. Stibbons, if you could happen to find
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the discovery of the bi-directional nature of Library-Space. The thaumic
mathematics are complex, but boil down to the fact that all books, every-
where, affect and arrange some tickets. There. All sorted out, right?”
Magrat woke up.
And knew she wasn’t a witch anymore. The feeling just crept over her, as part of the normal stock-taking that any body automatically does in the first seconds of emergence from the pit of dreams: arms: 2, legs: 2, existential dread:
58%, randomized guilt: 94%, witchcraft level: 00.00.
The point was, she couldn’t remember ever being any-thing else. She’d always been a witch. Magrat Garlick, third witch, that all other books. This is obvious: books inspire other bookswritten in the future, and cite books written in the past. But the GeneralTheory+ of L-Space suggests that, in that case, the contents of books as‘yet unwritten can be deduced from books now in existence.tThere’s a Special Theory as well, but no one bothers with it much because it’sself-evidently a load of marsh gas.41Terry Pratchettyourself in this universe for five minutes, go

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could shoe anything. There had always been a smith in Lancre, and everyone knew the smith in Lancre was a very powerful The air sizzled and was filled with an angry buzzing.
Then, in the center of the field, rustling as it bent, the young corn lay down.
In a circle.
And in the sky the bees swarmed and teemed, buzzing angrily.
It was a few weeks to midsummer. The kingdom of Lancre dozed in the heatsmith indeed.It was an ancient bargain, and it had something to do with iron.The wind slackened. Now it was a whisper around the hori-zons, as the sun rose.This was the octarine grass country. Good growing country, especially for corn.And here was a field of it, waving gently between the hedges. Not a big field. Not a remarkable one, really It was just a field with corn in it, except of course during the win-ter, when there were just pigeons and crows in it.The wind dropped.The corn still waved. They weren’t the normal swells of the wind. They spread out from the center of the field like ripples from a dropped stone.

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Preparations for the inauguration of the Cenobiarch Prophet began many hours before the dawn. Firstly, and not according to ancient tradition, there was a very careful search of the temple by Deacon Cusp and some of his colleagues. There at the sudden linkage of real life into the chain of thought, and reached instinctively for his dagger.
"Oh," he said.
Lu-Tze nodded and smiled and indicated with his broom that Deacon Cusp was standing on a patch of floor that he, Lu-Tze, wished to sweep.
"Hello, you ghastly little yellow fool," said Deacon Cusp.was a prowling for tripwires and a poking of odd corners for hidden archers. Although it was against the thread, Deacon Cusp had his head screwed on. He also sent a few squads into the town to round up the usual suspects. The Quisition always found it advisable to leave a few suspects at large. Then you knew where to find them when you needed them.After that a dozen lesser priests arrived to shrive the premises and drive out all afreets, djinns, and devils. Deacon Cusp watched them without comment. He'd never had any personal dealings with supernatural entities, but he knew what a well-placed arrow would do to an unexpecting stomach.Someone tapped him on the rib-cage. He gasped

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too. Brave man. He says gods like to see an atheist around. Gives them something to aim at."
Brutha unrolled a bit more of the scroll. Five minutes ago he would have admitted that he couldn't read. Now the best efforts of the inquisitors couldn't have forced it out of him. He held it up in what he hoped was a familiar fashion.
"Where is he now?" he said.
"Well, someone said they saw a pair of sandals with smoke coming out just outside his house a year or two back," said Didactylos. "He might have, you know, pushed his luck."
"I think," said Brutha, "that I'd better be going. I'm sorry to have intruded on your time."
"Bring it back "But the tavern is outside."
"Yes."
"Then he must have flown over the wall, do you think?"
"I'm sure it was him, master."when you've finished with it," said Didactylos."Is that how people read in Omnia?" said Urn."What?""Upside down."Brutha picked up the tortoise, glared at Urn, and strode as haughtily as possible out of the Library."Hmm," said Didactylos. He drummed his fingers on the tables."It was him I saw in the tavern last night," said Urn. "I'm sure, master.""But the Omnians are staying here in the palace.""That's right, master."
"Then . . . maybe he came later. Maybe he hadn't gone

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Men should not travel, Brutha. At the center there is truth. As you travel, so error creeps in."
"Yes, Lord Vorbis."
Vorbis sighed.
"In Ossory's day we sailed alone in boats made of hides, and went where the winds of the God took us. That's how a holy man should travel."
A tiny spark"Forward," said Vorbis. "I can see that our friend Brutha is agog to get on board."
The horse trotted on.
"Where are we? Who's that? It's as hot as hell in here and, believe me, I know what I'm talking about."
"I can't talk now!" hissed Brutha.
"This cabbage stinks like a swamp! Let there be lettuce! Let there be slices of melon!" of defiance in Brutha declared that it, personally, would risk a little corruption for the sake of traveling with two decks between its feet and the waves."I heard that Ossory once sailed to the island of Erebos on a millstone," he ventured by way of conversation."Nothing is impossible for the strong in faith," said Vorbis."Try striking a match on jelly, mister."Brutha stiffened. It was impossible that Vorbis could have failed to hear the voice.The Voice of the Turtle was heard in the land."Who's this bugger?"

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, instead of falling, it steadied itself in the air, spun in its own length and sped back again trailing octarine sparks and making athat had appeared a few feet away.
It was, of course, Death.
He turned his glowing eyesockets towards Rincewind and said, in a voice like the collapse of undersea chasms, GOOD AFTERNOON.
He turned away as if he had completed all necessary business for the time noise like a buzzsaw.Rincewind pushed the stunned boy behind him, threw away the ravaged sock and whipped his hat off, flailing wildly as the staff bored towards him. It caught him on the side of the head, delivering a shock that almost welded his teeth together and toppled him like a thin and ragged tree.The staff turned again in mid-air, glowing red-hot now, and swept back for another and quite definitely final run.Rincewind struggled up on his elbows and watched in horrified fascination as it swooped through the chilly air which, for some reason he didn't understand, seemed to be full of snowflakes.And became tinged with purple, blotched with blue. Time slowed and ground to a halt like an underwound phonograph.Rincewind looked up at the tall black figure

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the weak current, the focus of several mysterious little swirls that sped across the surface of the water.
The ripples converged.
The Luggage jerked. Its lid flew open. It shot under the surface with a brief, despairing creak.
The The trio stared out through a hole in the palace walls.
'Very impressive,' said Conina critically. 'Your wizards are more powerful than I thought.'
'Not my wizards,' said Rincewind. 'I don't know whose wizards they are. I don't like it. All the wizards I knew couldn't stick one brick on another.'
'I don't like the idea of wizards ruling everybody,' said Nijel. 'Of course, as a hero I am philosophically against the whole idea of wizardry in any casechocolate-coloured waters of the Tsort rolled back again. They were getting good at it. And the tower of sourcery loomed over Al Khali like a vast and beautiful fungus, the kind that appear in books with little skull-and-crossbones symbols beside them.The Seriph's guard had fought back, but there were now quite a lot of bewildered frogs and newts around the base of the tower, and they were the fortunate ones. They still had arms and legs, of a sort, and most of their essential organs were still on the inside. The city was under the rule of sourcery ... martial lore.Some of the buildings nearest the base of the tower were already turning into the bright white marble that the wizards obviously preferred.